Twisted Wishes

[Mad Hatter Ani]

This can be a bit random(like we're not used to randomness anyway xD) but it's funnnn! You see, you make a wish. The person that posts after you will grant your wish but twist it horribly! Example:

Person 1: I wish I had a thousand bucks

Person 2: Granted! Only they are fake and you are arrested and put in jail for counterfeiting money.

See? It's fun!!

So I'll start: I wish I could fly :3

[Soji]

Granted you can fly but suddenly when you are flying over Hollywood, your power becomes sporadic and you find yourself plunging to your death. Well there is a bright side to this! Someone has caught it on camera and put you as a youtube celebrity.

I wish this brooding anger in me would die.

[Ginger]

It does die, but now you're sometimes ridiculously depressed, and you drop into violent fits of needs to kill people because you think that they're the reason for your depression.

I wish I could wallpost the way I once could.

[Mad Hatter Ani]

Granted! You can now wallpost. But as soon as you finish your first wallpost your computer shuts off and you have to start all over again!

I wish I could get rid of my Text Analysis teacher.

[Soji]

Granted, you have gotten rid of her. However, you had to kill her to do it and now have her blood on your hands. Great job!

I wish I had some coffee.

[Mad Hatter Ani]

ASKHASDAJSKJDJ BLOOD! >//<

Err, granted. You now have coffee. Butttttt it's bad coffee so you get a horrible stomach ache.

I wish the weather wasn't so fricking cold at the moment! x.x!!